Friday Joke: Bumper Sticker Wisdom
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
Okay, who put a “stop payment” on my reality check?
I won’t rise to the occasion, but I’ll slide over to it.
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Don’t force it, get a larger hammer.