March 17, 2023 | Barb Carr

Friday Joke: Life According to Bumper Stickers


If you get stuck in “stop and go” commuter traffic tonight, look around. There might be bumper sticker wisdom to help you pass the time.

Here are a few bumper sticker slogans spotted on the roads that we hope make you smile:

“Surely not everyone was Kung Fu Fighting!”

“Born free…taxed to death.”

“I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.”

“I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.”

“OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?”

“Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.”

“You call me queen like it’s a bad thing.”

“Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.”

“Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.”

“Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.”

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